"The only thing better than singing is more singing."
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Saturday, May 27, 2006

Traffic jam

Fuck you Bolly-bloody-wood.
Fuck you stupid government official.
Fuck you MP of this area.
Fuck you all.

How much money filled your pockets for you to allow this to happen, assholes?
How could you allow our main access road to be closed from 5am to 6.30pm on a weekend!

What? Are we supposed to not go anywhere? It's the bloody weekend, shitheads.
Not only that, you didn't inform the people who would be affected the most. US! We who live here!

And! You're going to do it again tomorrow. 5am - 6.30pm again, so that some idiots can dance around the poles on the highway.

Do you know how much traffic we get here on a Sunday? And there's the day market as well. Obviously your pocket is so frickin' fat that you don't give a damn. Idiots. 80% of the residents here are foreigners. Ours is an international community. Congratulations. You've once again proven to the world what brainless pricks you are.

To the Bolly-bloody-wood idiots, may this movie that you're shooting become such a huge box-office flop that not only do you not make a cent out of it, you all become dead broke from it.
To the stupid government official, may the bribes you got from all this give you the good life, let you eat all the rich food, give you high cholesterol and cause you a massive heart attack.
To the MP of this area, may you lose so miserably in the next elections that all you want to do after that is kill youself out of shame.

Hell hath no fury as that of mine.